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enlarge your pencil!За последние дни эта фотка проскакала по всему Рунету. Я сначала подумал, что это фотомонтаж. Однако вот натолкнулся, видимо, на ее первоисточник (просто по дате размещения), в директории некоего Константина Суркова на Fotki.Com. Судя по телефону, это произведение провинциальных рекламщиков. А они иногда бывают еще более непредсказуемые, чем московские. Кстати, судя вот по этой картинке, найденной там же, ездить по дорогам вообще небезопасно - засмотришься вот на этакий плакат и прямым ходом в кювет.
тебя ждут дома...

(ссылка - Konstantin Surkov | Fotki.com)

Раздел: fun
Posted 08/12/03 by: compiler

Комментарии

Konstantin Surkov wrote:
я вам бля не "некоего".
08/15/03 22:19:50
compiler wrote:
Ну вот сразу и обиделся... Откуда ж мне знать, что вы за человек такой? Ну, пусть будет не "некоего", а "какого-то" ;)
08/17/03 21:17:17
RPMiSO wrote:
Can i get a hell yea, entensity rocks my socks :)
05/19/04 02:32:51
asdf wrote:
entensity...definetly
05/21/04 11:48:54
symb0logy wrote:
haha entensity fucking owns
ta reklama smotretsa dibilnaya s karandashom
haha that kids holding his wood bwahhaa
05/21/04 13:42:40
BliP wrote:
ENTENSITY - them bitches is hot
05/21/04 14:45:59
wrote wrote wrote wrote wrote wrote wrote:
heh
05/21/04 14:46:51
eirebadboy wrote:
Hummmina, Hummmina!! Woooha!
05/21/04 15:18:00
iaoz wrote:
w00t w00t , entensity owns ;]
05/21/04 17:20:25
!! wrote:
foshooo.....
05/21/04 18:02:31
tyt wrote:
entensity baby !
05/21/04 18:21:54
Yo wrote:
USA owns you
05/21/04 19:09:51
Jerk wrote:
You russians, you silly russians. when will you learn that USA owns you bitches
05/21/04 19:35:07
Berton wrote:
Great Photoshop parody to idiotic American ads
:))
05/21/04 19:43:30
asdf wrote:
entensity.net suxors!
05/21/04 20:00:21
YourMom wrote:
USA owns alls its sees!
05/21/04 20:52:02
BereND wrote:
fuck usa...stupid idiot cunt country
05/21/04 20:56:57
ivan wrote:
americans are awesome, their current government sucks
05/21/04 21:35:45
Your American Masters wrote:
HAHAHA, i get it, how witty. FUCK YOU COMMIES!!!!!!!! DIE. We won the cold war biznitches
05/21/04 22:29:01
Asdasassd wrote:
I love how Russia is becoming a Totalitarian state again. You never were as good as the Germans, at least they can make freedom stick. Apparently you're all too busy drinking vodka.
Entensity'd
05/22/04 00:23:33
xtr wrote:
only in america the world can be against you but may still think you're right. - entensity fucking owns.
05/22/04 01:12:05
mouk wrote:
america is the laughing stock of the world

how low do we have to go before we seek
05/22/04 01:56:06
SUPA FLY wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I DON'T EVEN SPEAK RUSSIAN AND I KNOW Y'ALL ARE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING GAY!
YOU ALL SUCK!(UNLESS YOU GIVE ME A FEW BOMBS! THEN YOU DON'T SUCK.)
05/22/04 02:32:09
YO MOMMA wrote:
ENTENSITY IS THE SHIT YO! ENTENSITY 4 LIFE!
05/22/04 04:09:25
pbibby wrote:
MIKE BIBBY RULES!!!!
05/22/04 04:51:49
Mikhail wrote:
da ti doruk gozul vanuschi!
05/22/04 05:07:12
AK wrote:
I'm an American born in Russia, dont get me wrong I love America, but I dont think you realize, America doesn't own shit when it comes to Russia, which is why we're always terrified to make treaties with them. So STFU fat boy's, you don't own anything but your cheese burgers
05/22/04 06:03:38
sdfasfd wrote:
what a childish thing to say. everyone knows we have more nukes than you.
05/22/04 06:46:58
Billy wrote:
Yeah, any place that actually thinks calling someone a cowboy is an insult has got to be all mixed up anyway.

Oh, and y'all don't have to cuss so much, that don't help our image to much don't it?
Nukes, however, is ok by me. Owning enough shit to blow the world up 20 times over is cool.

Redneck till I die, and then its time for some mexican huntin down in hell!
-- Billy
05/22/04 06:57:48
FUCK RuSSA~ wrote:
USA ALL THE WAY!
05/22/04 07:54:22
andy wrote:
wtf man stick with the fuking subject....THE PICTURE IS FUKING FUNNY AS HELL and USA and russia both SUX...go to japan if u want hot asian bITCH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
05/22/04 08:37:57
Russia is for bitches!!!! wrote:
Bitches.
05/22/04 08:48:01
Zbigniew wrote:
ja jestem z polski. Polska gora! Rosja i amerika som huje!
05/22/04 22:52:30
Huy wrote:
just by looking at all the intelligent posts made by the americans on this forum you can easily see that their complex minds are superior to every other being on this planet.

Americans are the master race, hail mein furher bush!
05/22/04 23:29:27
Opie wrote:
ENTENSITY.NET IS FUCKING GAY! FUCK OPIE AND FUCK ALL U ENTENSITY FUCKS! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
http://WWW.ENTENSITY.NET :)
05/23/04 00:15:55
Alina wrote:
stop being stupid fucks all of you.
05/23/04 01:33:31
General Dog wrote:
Russian...Americans...all the same, all want to party!
05/23/04 01:45:22
Ahem wrote:
PWNT!
05/23/04 05:29:25
Opie wrote:
ENTENSITY.NET IS FUCKING AWESOME! OPIE RULES AND ALL OF YOU RULE YOU ENTENSITY FUCKS! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
http://WWW.ENTENSITY.NET
05/23/04 05:31:06
asd wrote:
Usa sucks so hard they even dunno what to do except jacking off hard their jewish dick
05/23/04 06:34:55
burn in hell you ignorant bitches wrote:
wow. all my fellow americans are making us all look like complete fuck-tards, international style. Good idea, guys!
05/23/04 06:58:49
feaea wrote:
.|. PENIS
05/23/04 07:18:13
yo daddy wrote:
usa can suck my duck...fuken jew country, we need another hitler here...mofos, go fuck ur moms, sick fucks
05/23/04 08:44:17
FUCK THE USA wrote:
FUCK AMERICA FUCK AMERICA FUCK AMERICA! FUCK AMERICA FUCK AMERICA FUCK AMERICA! FUCK AMERICA FUCK AMERICA FUCK AMERICA! FUCK AMERICA FUCK AMERICA FUCK AMERICA! FUCK AMERICA FUCK AMERICA FUCK AMERICA!

GO RUSSIA GO RUSSIA GO RUSSIA!
GO EUROPE GO EUROPE GO EUROPE!
GO RUSSIA GO RUSSIA GO RUSSIA!
GO EUROPE GO EUROPE GO EUROPE!
GO RUSSIA GO RUSSIA GO RUSSIA!
GO EUROPE GO EUROPE GO EUROPE!
05/23/04 09:58:58
Entensity SUCKS wrote:
Entenesity sucks i hope opie fucking dies because its just filled with sick shit i USED to be funny now its just fucking sick we dont need another rotten.com
05/23/04 11:42:07
Poo wrote:
Its sad how your all making dicks of yourself and there for your country and you dont even care or notice...
05/23/04 11:45:44
NMR wrote:
Entensity rocks, Europe rules so just go and have another stupid nuclear war you two. Spend billions on war in stead of people, you've always been good in doing that.
05/23/04 16:08:26
Arkon wrote:
America sucks, and I been here my whole life.

Russia's cooler.
05/23/04 16:34:19
Optic wrote:
Entensity > Russia
05/24/04 01:13:17
CANADA wrote:
ENTENSITY [dot] NET PWNS, OWNS AND OANT'S ALL OF YOU

http://HTTP://WWW.ENTENSITY...

PS. THE DAILY BABE ROXXX
05/24/04 03:44:27
The Mexican wrote:
Going over what has been said here, i have come to the conclusion that both the russians and Americans need to shut up and think, especialy the americans who say america sucks you selfish moronic losers, the only people in america that dont like america are the social rejects, they think that in japan everyone will love them, then they think that communism is a good idea because then that stupid jock that gets all the girls will be on the same level as them, when in fact no one will that low...losers. I feel bad for the the tortures the russians had to endure under bad governments and admire that they still kept working even though they had to stand in huge lines for shitty toilet paper. I also admire americas strength and patriotism, so if you guys would just shut up about how much better your country is(oh and sorry to say but the japanese are not better than americans or russians) then maybe we can get back to the real topic of this picture being photoshoped.
05/24/04 04:10:12
hdfgdfgdfg wrote:
USA OWNS YOU
05/24/04 05:27:36
entensity.net ownz wrote:
entensity.net ownz
05/24/04 07:34:06
ENTENSITY BITCHES wrote:
fuck mexicans too
05/24/04 08:59:30
Suka d. Pipe wrote:
WHY IS ALL THE RUSSIAN PUSSY ALWAYS WHORING THEMSELVES IN MAILORDER BRIDE CATALOGS?DO YOU REALLY THINK SOME PIMPLY FACED BUTTWIPE IS GOING TO BELIEVE YOU ARE A DOCTER.
05/24/04 09:03:58
fatbob called mog wrote:
my name is bob and i am fat
05/24/04 10:36:37
chum chugger wrote:
oh deeeeaarrr loooorrddd my ass is on fiiiirreeee!!!! GO ALbania!
05/25/04 01:09:22
fuck the usa wrote:
CANADA owns the usa. Everyone but the stupid fucking americans know that.
05/25/04 10:10:46
Tonya Sbitneva wrote:
I think this is sad i was born in russia and im now american i guess i never realized what dumbasses most americans really are cocky and think no one can hurt them. Oh well maybe other americans will realize that we arent untouchable...
05/25/04 23:46:06
hello wrote:
ur last name sucks, russian.
05/26/04 19:27:26
Don-t know Russian wrote:
Could someone translate the ads and summerize the article please.
05/27/04 22:31:36
Russian rules wrote:
Fat american BITCHES!! all it says!!!
07/07/04 01:08:36
2103059 wrote:
<a href=> link</a>
08/15/04 21:02:11
fdsfsf wrote:
scottyevil_766@hotmail.com

AND MY NAME IS SCOTT
09/23/04 00:55:56
Афтар жжот! wrote:
left: Pioneer! Enlarge your pencil! For school. School supplies.

right: Driver! Your family waits you at home!
06/09/05 11:36:57
AMERICA-fucken hell wrote:
amerikanci huevi blyadi, kto ewe raz maternetsja na russkix, tot zgarit v adu, a vsja ego semja pogibnet v avtokatastroffe, AMERIKANCI PIZDAEBUCHIE XUESOSI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
07/09/05 20:53:55
Russkiy patriot wrote:
2 everybody:

Americans, who wrote "Russia sucks etc etc" are just fucking fascists. I've never been in US so I'll won't say "America sucks". I'll say Russia RULEZZ!

2 Americans who wrote shit about Russia:
If you are so self-confident, just come to Russia and say that "Russia sucks" into my face. No garuantees that you'll be back home after that. Anyway, idite vy vse na huy, pediki-rasisty. My vas vyebem tak, chto mamu ne uznaete. Pidorki! Huedrishi! Ebarishki! Tolstozhopye urody! Zhrite svoy ebanye gamburgery i drochite sebe v rot, and don't ever think to translate this.
09/02/05 14:40:05
Russian wrote:
05/01/06 01:33:34



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